i don't get it

-why is Kate Hudson married when her beliefs include: "Are you prepared to live the rest of your life with just one lover?” Billy asked her. “I don't know the answer to that,” she said honestly. “I hope so. That's all you can hope for." (from an interview on www.msnbc.com) she even agrees with her mother that monogamy is not natural. guess i'm not the coolest wife ever anymore.

-what did martha stewart do to extend her confinement? whatever it was, thank you. i'm not looking forward to "From Martha's Kitchen" coming back to The Food Network. I like having 2 episodes of 30 Minute Meals back-to-back.

-why are celebrities cruel when naming their children? Apple? Coco? and now Michelle Branch's daughter Owen. That's like naming a boy Jessica. Crap, that's probably next. I shouldn't have said anything.

-why do those stupid animated popups come up when i'm searching celebrity gossip? they're not new windows, just an "overlay" on the window i'm trying to read. it's so annoying. i don't want to buy mascara or a new car. i want to read the story about Tom Cruise wanting to become a monk while married to Mimi Rogers. Why oh why couldn't he have followed THAT path?

-why, when i Google "celebrity gossip" do i get to the entertainment section of excite.com where the TOP story is about Big Brother booting it's FIRST? the story is from July 19th. It's August 5th, for crying out loud. Guess i should specify "current celebrity gossip"

-why does the "where are they now" section of child stars include Natalie Portman? Anyone who watches movies knows where she's been the last couple years. (Star Wars, if you're wondering). I'd rather know what happened to cute little Jonathan Lipnicki from Jerry Maguire. He's going back to highschool this fall. I'm old....