i love thursday

it's really my friday, so of course i love thursdays. plus, Gertie and I had sushi again today. I think it's becoming a Thursday thing. also, today is payday. thank god, because I had to get gas today. i have to pay the mortgage too. not sure if i'll be able to afford both!

so i was at Kwik Trip, and I SWEAR i saw a pregnant old MAN. he had that perfectly round baby-inside belly normally seen on women. don't get me wrong, i understand a beer belly. but i am not kidding when i say it was high and perfectly round, and he looked about 7-8 months along, getting ready to drop. it was the most bizarre thing i've seen in a while. well, today at least. oh wait, can't say that either. Gertie and I went shopping after Sushi. To the man working in the "adult gift shop": please don't have a conversation with me. i like it better when you're not a real person. i feel a little less "bad" being in there. sorry, no, i did not buy anything! notice how i hid that in the story about the pregnant man at the gas station? that way if someone is bored with that story and skips to the next, they'll never know of my shopping adventure.

what is it with women and their hair? i was (i admit) watching "Top Model" yesterday, and I was shocked. These women are on television, trying out for a gig as a model. It's hosted by Tyra Banks, if you didn't know. Anyway, this particular episode they were to get a makeover. new clothes, new makeup, and new hair. One girl (who is used to being a beauty queen) was getting her hair cut short and dyed blond. and she was crying. Seriously...you have celebrity hairstylists doing your hair for FREE. i'd jump on it in a second. if i end up not liking it (i think i would love it, with such a pro doing it), i know my hair will grow back. i do not get this attachment to hair. i never will. (and yes, she looked MUCH hotter with the short, blond hair!)

gossip: She may be engaged to sofa superman Tom Cruise, but Katie Holmes still has her ex Chris Klein on speed dial. who wouldn't? Chris is cuter, and although he may be a drunk, he's not a crazy scientologist who had people following her around!