Dear....

Lady at the Hip Store in the Mall,
Thank you for being kind in your sales pitch. The "I don't want to bother you, but..." is a good way to make me think you are human and know that sales people are annoying

Person Selling Stuff in the Kiosk in the Center of the Mall,
I do not want to try your lotion. Which also means that no, you can't ask me a question. Please see the Pottery Barn Lady. She might be able to help you out.

20-Something Guy Driving the Dark Blue Honda Civic at 2:30am,
It's not really cool to lean so far over to the right while driving that you look like you are laying down. While talking on your phone. Maybe it was in the mid '90s, but it's 2005. Sit up straight. It freaks me out when I come upon a car that looks like it has no driver.

Mother Nature,
Please...could you decide to rain, or not to rain. This drizzle crap is very irritating. Turn on the wipers. Oh, nope...guess I can turn them off. Oh wait...turn them on again. I HATE the sound of my wipers, and would really appreciate it if you could just make up your damn mind. It's easy. Rain. No rain. Duh.

Inventor of Press 'n Seal,
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you! You must be a woman, because this stuff is genius! I use it every day for my husbands sandwiches. We also used it on our road trip. Subs still good after 3 days. LOVE IT! Although it is a bit hard to get the layers apart and get to said sub!


Alright, this weekend I shall: shop with my free $90, shop some more, clean, clean some more, and drink enough to forget how much i just cleaned (and spent).

Happy Friday, peeps!