Dear...

Customer Service Guy On The Phone:
When you ask me for an 8 digit number, do not start repeating it back to me until I have finished. It's really annoying to only get 3 numbers out and have you repeat the first 3 to me while I'm trying to finish the rest of the number. I waited about 30 minutes just to get a person on the phone, I don't need to wait any more. I was actually told that your service STINKS, so I am not sure why I ordered from you in the first place. It won't happen again. (Because when I ordered over the internet, it said "item usually arrives in 5-7 business days" it's been 10, and no record of it even being shipped, much less delivered. No one seems to have a CLUE what the hell is going on, and that pisses me off).
* the guy on the phone said to me that it's being shipped directly from the manufacturer. That's all he knows. He had no way of telling me when I'd get my product. ARE YOU JOKING? I ordered from YOU. I asked how I can find out, and he said "I don't know." So I cancelled the order, called the competition, and should get my stuff next week.

Clinic Staff
When I am standing at your desk to check in, you should be able to ask if you can help me. Don't keep typing away on what is most likely a personal email, glance my way as if you can't believe I'm standing at your desk. And when you do ask if you can help me, don't be so damn snotty. Oh, and when I check in for a 3:30 appointment at 3:18, TELL ME that the nurse called and they're running 15 minutes late. Don't let me wait until 3:47 to ask YOU what's going on. And when I come to your desk at 4:05, don't be surprised that i'm VERY annoyed that the "15 minutes" has turned into 35 and that I want to reschedule. Again. Your clinic has "Cooperative" in it. You sure as hell didn't cooperate with me today. *after waiting a month to get an appointment, it was cancelled by them last week and now I have to reschedule because I'm tired of waiting and have a life. Good luck to me, I guess.

Guy in the red car
Sucks to be you. Stopped on the beltline with FOUR cops behind you. That's not normal here. MAYBE two. Not four. Good luck, if you deserve it.

Z,
I hope you're feeling ok. That was scary. I'll be thinkin' bout ya!

M,
you ever going to talk to me again? it's been over 2 months. OH WAIT! I don't CARE! Thanks for not talking to me!

Maker of Simply Asia Rice Noodle Bowl,
ICK! You should name them "Rubber Noodle Bowl. Kind of like Ramen Noodles, Except Not As Good"