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I had blogged about the naked lady in the locker room at the health club rubbing lotion in her ass crack about 1.5 feet from me, but I deleted it. I figure you didn't need details like that.

I was listening to ESPN Radio today, talking about how Howard Cosell used to drink on the job. He said (i don't quote because it could be a bit off, but you get the point) "You can only drink at work if you're a stripper, and that's just to take the pain off your existence". My jaw literally dropped.