Dear...

Guy In The Big Truck Pulling Out Of The Mobil Station
I see that you are a LOT bigger than me. You should see that my car is YELLOW. So unless I blended in with the sun at about 8:15 this morning, there is no way in HELL that you could have possibly not seen me coming. You are very lucky that I was aware that you DIDN'T see me, or we would probably be stuck together right now, still sitting outside that Mobil station, with my front end sitting in the bed of your truck, waiting for the police to give you a ticket. Luckily I was paying attention and was able to stop. Next time, look BOTH ways before pulling out of a parking lot. Or maybe next time you just shouldn't drive.