A stolen survey

I took this one from Traveling Chica

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? at this point in time, my personal trainer (I just got done with a session)

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Paris Hilton has a CD out, right? I choose her

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?the damn DirecTV people

4. What is your favorite cheese?I love cheese. extra sharp cheddar, feta, blue...you name it, i love it.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? something with lots of stuff on it. feta or gorgonzola cheese, roasted red peppers...all the good stuff.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie (porn counts) celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?Matthew McConaughey

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?Kenny Chesney

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? i don't smoke much anymore, but probably cigarettes after all that sex.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?Keller, Texas

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? get a limo to my friends house and take her out to dinner

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?wine...I'll take Wollersheim's Prairie Fume

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? August 2002, and if you know me you know why

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? No killing (good call TC)

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? I'm not creative enough. I'd probably say something about a group of hot doctors stranded on an island that has a coffee shop called Central Perk

15. What is your favorite curse word? Shit, I don't know

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Get the camera

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item? my computer and it's accessories (counts as one!).

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? have dinner one last time with everyone I love

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? time travel

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? see question 12. I don't want to live it again, but if I did, I'd change it completely.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. again, see #12

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?Can I split my time between Italy and Australia?

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? Peg Leg O'Sullivan's in Chicago

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"? I don't know many people whose house I can float to!

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life? John Ritter

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Jackie