Are you kidding me?

I swear to God this was sent to a couple local newspapers. (Edited here for last name and phone number)


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact: Lynn Grueneich
Team Lead, Communications
Tastefully Simple


(Last name) Becomes Consultant with Tastefully Simple

Sun Prairie resident joins award-winning direct seller of gourmet foods

City, WI (Grassroots Newswire) March 25, 2008 – Kari (Last name here) of City has become an independent consultant with Tastefully Simple Inc., a national direct-sales company featuring easy-to-prepare gourmet products.

As a consultant, (Last name here) offers the company’s gourmet foods and beverages to guests at home taste-testing parties. Guests receive samples, easy meal ideas, recipes and serving suggestions.

“The Tastefully Simple opportunity is designed to be life friendly,” says Jill Blashack Strahan, Tastefully Simple Inc. founder and CEO. “Consultants find a great deal of satisfaction through its fun nature, flexibility, unlimited earning potential and top-notch products.”

Tastefully Simple is an ideal opportunity for those seeking new or additional business options, supplementary income, more time with children, or simply control and freedom, Blashack Strahan says.

For more information about Tastefully Simple products, taste-testing parties or the business opportunity, contact Kari (last name) at (phone number here)

About Tastefully Simple
Tastefully Simple is the original national home taste-testing company featuring easy-to-prepare gourmet foods. The company’s unique, high-quality products are offered through independent consultants across the United States. For more information about Tastefully Simple, visit www.tastefullysimple.com.