Can I make a request?

I heard that question (or a version of it: Can I request a song? Can you request a song? I found that last one the strangest...why would you call me and ask if I could request a song?) MANY times throughout my radio career. And while this doesn't have anything to do with music, I must make a request.

I am ok with you calling me. I'm ok with you leaving me a message if I "miss" your phone call.

But PLEASE don't leave the following message:

"Hi Kari, It's Ann." click.

Because you know what? I KNOW it was you. I have caller ID. If you leave me a message and I take the time to listen to it, it would be nice of you to tell me why you're calling!

Also, don't say:
"Hey, I have a question. Call me back."

ASK THE QUESTION! Because maybe if I don't have the answer I can find out before I call you back.

That's it.

Have I mentioned I have a brand new kitchen? THAT makes me happy! :o)