Dear...

Snow Plow Driver
There is probably two inches of snow on the highway. It doesn't do much good for you to drive on it with your plow UP. Just something to consider. Thanks

SUV Driver
Just because you have 4WD or whatever, doesn't mean you should fly past me on the highway when we can't even see the road because of the snow. Hope you (don't) end up in the ditch

Trans Am Driver
SLOW DOWN! There's no reason for you to pass me. Your car isn't made for slippery conditions. Again, there's so much snow that we can't even see the road. Hope you also (don't) end up in the ditch

Guy Driving the Old Car Behind Me
You nearly spun out just taking a left at the stop light because you had to step on the gas. Is it THAT important to then pass me, knowing you're just going to get thrown around?

Road Line Painter
Who in the hell was the brilliant mind behind painting road lines in Wisconsin WHITE?!? SNOW is WHITE. Duh.


Thanks.